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I’m sure you’ve seen this [shit girls say] by now. (If not, please watch it.) Cami and I watched it a dozen or so times before we went out for sushi on Saturday night, and everything that came out of our mouths sounded exactly like that actor. At one point Cami sat there gazing off at the chefs behind the counter, and while twisting her hair she said, “Sushi is so pretty!”

I have said nothing but that ever since.

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