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Sam & Suzy’s Playlist, in anticipation of Moonrise...

Wed, 30 May 2012 14:10:23 -0400

Sam & Suzy’s Playlist, in anticipation of Moonrise Kingdom.

Squid Pint Glasses by Bread and Badger. They are available to...

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:33:08 -0400

Squid Pint Glasses by Bread and Badger. They are available to purchase at their Etsy shop.(via laughing squid)

Ghost Protocol is very important business.

Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:28:26 -0400

Ghost Protocol is very important business.

Lauren Gregg, discovered via Laughing Squid.

Sun, 29 Apr 2012 14:43:41 -0400

Lauren Gregg, discovered via Laughing Squid.

What? No! How will that help me? It will still be an unread...

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 17:38:02 -0400

What? No! How will that help me? It will still be an unread message in my inbox. That makes absolutely no sense at all.

I cannot fanmail you back. Why is this? Fanmail is ugly anyway, Rachel. It is delivered on fake lined paper with a bad typewriter font. Why did this happen to me?

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 16:38:37 -0400

I really don’t know. But I think it’s because I am not an artiste that you cannot fan-mail me. I have done nothing to be a fan of.

Sam Brewster, via BLDGWLF.

Tue, 17 Apr 2012 12:16:05 -0400

Sam Brewster, via BLDGWLF.

"Who is Pepsi Next supposed to appeal to? Even if it tastes just like regular Pepsi, there is a huge..."

Tue, 10 Apr 2012 08:20:26 -0400

“Who is Pepsi Next supposed to appeal to? Even if it tastes just like regular Pepsi, there is a huge segment of the population, including myself, who will never try it because it has aspartame and sucralose. Other people, who are concerned about things like health and girth, won’t buy it because it has sugar. I’m not sure who the target market is supposed to be.
I predict that Pepsi Next will be a colossal failure for Pepsi.”

- Todd Hartley is forgetting about Pepsi Clear, but you should still read I’m With Stupid: Artificially Creating Pepsi’s Next Big Mess

Come head on, full circleOur arms fill with miraclesPlay hearts,...

Mon, 09 Apr 2012 10:28:38 -0400

Come head on, full circle
Our arms fill with miracles
Play hearts, kid, they work well
Like classics play aces
Stay with me, go places
Once more for the ages

“Go Places” - Challengers - The New Pornographers

“Oh! Sweet Nuthin’” - Loaded - The Velvet...

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:54:20 -0400

“Oh! Sweet Nuthin’” - Loaded - The Velvet Underground

Emiliano Ponzi, via BLDGWLF.

Fri, 06 Apr 2012 10:42:34 -0400

Emiliano Ponzi, via BLDGWLF.

Seriously. Figure out what your actual email address is. Stop...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 16:20:00 -0400

Seriously. Figure out what your actual email address is. Stop this.
(Also I got an email from your AllState agent today. He wants to know how you and your family are doing. Maybe there’s some way I can work that into a DrawSomething picture.)

Just remembered that this law school thing is, like, a lot of...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 15:45:27 -0400

Just remembered that this law school thing is, like, a lot of work.

My latest 8tracks mix, comprised of songs I’ve been...

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 08:25:00 -0400

My latest 8tracks mix, comprised of songs I’ve been listening to on repeat this week.

Herb Ritts and Julia Roberts, In Malibu, CA, 1990.

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 18:50:38 -0400

Herb Ritts and Julia Roberts, In Malibu, CA, 1990.

I'm Quitting Google Chrome

Wed, 04 Apr 2012 13:59:24 -0400

It eats up too much memory. When it’s running, it makes my whole (2008) Macbook feel slower. It stutters when browsing Google Reader. It makes every other application unusable when I’m watching Netflix. I don’t know what’s up, Google Chrome, but when Safari is outperforming you it’s time to figure out what you’re doing wrong.

The Bad Opinion Generator, via The Cheat Sheet.

Tue, 03 Apr 2012 10:36:02 -0400

The Bad Opinion Generator, via The Cheat Sheet.

luckyshirt: Dear guy who just made my burrito: … Have you...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:16:47 -0400

luckyshirt:

Dear guy who just made my burrito:

…

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM TO ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY. …

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

I officially do not understand Pinterest. I don’t get the...

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 17:08:00 -0400

I officially do not understand Pinterest.

I don’t get the appeal, or what its actual intended use is.

I might just give it up now.

Alfred Hitchcock Movies as Nintendo Games via laughingsquid

Mon, 02 Apr 2012 15:58:16 -0400

Alfred Hitchcock Movies as Nintendo Games via laughingsquid